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Dana and Parks 02-08-17

Feb 8, 2017|

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A pentagon there was one more Helen Keller who no longer it is making fun of blind deaf people rod what did Helen Keller set which she found achieves greater. I thought was its most final book I've ever rented. We're going to help. Do we make. Bad joke Tuesday. A semi permanent thing. Ali you guys decide the text line seems to want it. It's your show you guys make rules here. Odd is not a fan of. Honest. There were two week old boys born they were twins one was energetic outgoing eager ready to accomplish anything the other weevil. Was laid back lazy never amounted to much. He was known as the lesser of two weevils. It makes me laugh that joke yeah. Laugh and a joke. I say we either do terrible joke Tuesday everyday at 445. War. We do terrible. Joke. Trump after we talk about front because everyone get so Matt. So you tell us honest to god this is your show we've said from day one. If you want. Our services to want some okay and then but maybe you want like terrible joke Tuesday once a month or something. So let us know I don't care. You guys wanna do it fund Summers is can you place and slayer and okay. Annual southern governor rod. Over their time. Scott admitted you enjoyed this this has been the best app for work right I've ever had on you if you don't make Tuesday that jet Tuesday in the terrorists win. America's first. Sources twice a month. Once a week at 430 and 445 would be awesome. All can we make it five my son Lucas eight years old even looking at the segment. What some of the stupid every week Hillary yet. During these funny alias every Tuesday once a month as clinic thank you are. They're like once a year. And to think that this all started because of Reese Witherspoon. I stopped at a McBride from laughing so hard about human pants now someone else said this will die more quickly than. Confessional Wednesday. The problem with confessional Wednesday and this is one of the most common questions that people ask us this. Is that people started calling in and line. And it became pretty obvious in the last. I would say the last two months of the confessional Wednesday's that we did. We could tell it was the same person or people calling and well as they were urban legends mab. Odd that some of them were urban legends accompaniment yet. And people say you don't like you guys kill confessional Wednesday. Because the whole point was muted tele true confession. And we were starting get summon rod would say in my ear off theories like this is an embolism a spokesman Trevor does a thousand times. Thank you. We get back. The search for Tony Richardson. The famed yes the famous cheese put. I saw the square. Where was he on Sunday. Mr. Conte and and it would be Tokyo. But the country hasn't pleased we don't tell act now. Now it's like a party the toga party. Total got told guy not Togo. Put. 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But it took her five guesses. Okay.